And Balaam ass spoke, alway got a laugh from a teen...
James Mixon
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Funny stories about risque bible stories
by neat blue dog inreading the recent thread about first talks reminded me of when i was new on the school.. i was around 8 and had to read the chapter that mentions 'sucking king's breasts'.
we got there late and somebody else was giving it.
boy was i secretly relieved.
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No historical evidence for bronze age men living to 500yrs old?
by purrpurr inthe bible tells us that noah etc lived to 500yrs old as did many other characters who lived apparently to incredible years.. yet archaeological research tells us from looking at skeletons that have been dug up that the average lifespan was very short.
if a man got to the age of 50 they would have considered that quite an achievement.
when i was in i always wondered about this?
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James Mixon
These goat herders believed their great,great great grandfather arrived in the new world
on a boat with all the animals in the world, and a world wide flood just a few years back.
So it's easy to see why they thought old Joe that lived over the hill was a old man
of 500 years.
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No historical evidence for bronze age men living to 500yrs old?
by purrpurr inthe bible tells us that noah etc lived to 500yrs old as did many other characters who lived apparently to incredible years.. yet archaeological research tells us from looking at skeletons that have been dug up that the average lifespan was very short.
if a man got to the age of 50 they would have considered that quite an achievement.
when i was in i always wondered about this?
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James Mixon
Each month they celebrated their birthday....960 divided by 12=80 years, hell there were
no calendars 5000 years ago. I still get confused what day and year it is, especially since I'm
retired. You tell me without our watches and calendars, working five days a week, mortgage payment
due on the 1st you think you could figure out your next birthday.
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No historical evidence for bronze age men living to 500yrs old?
by purrpurr inthe bible tells us that noah etc lived to 500yrs old as did many other characters who lived apparently to incredible years.. yet archaeological research tells us from looking at skeletons that have been dug up that the average lifespan was very short.
if a man got to the age of 50 they would have considered that quite an achievement.
when i was in i always wondered about this?
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James Mixon
See, the thing is that evolution just wants you to live long enough to pass on your genes in
greater abundance than your competition...within and beyond your own species. Once
you have kids that are themselves viable to pass on their own genes, nature doesn't care
about your existential against about death. You were made from dust, so hurry up and turn
back into dust again so it can fertilize a bush your ancestors can eat delicious berries from..
I like this guy and his outlook on life...LOL
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Today's Text - Jehovah Is SPEEDING Up The Work!
by Divergent intoday's text:.
saturday, april 30. the little one will become a thousand and the small one a mighty nation.
i myself, jehovah, will speed it up in its own time.—isa.
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James Mixon
I quit: We boldly proclaimed prior to 1975 to our family and friends. this is your last opportunity to
be saved, trust me God is my witness before 1975 end if you don't become a JW you will be
burnt to a crisp.
And we still remain in the crazy organization after 1975 passed.LOL
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Today's Study - Shun Disfellowshipped Family, Don't Marry Outsiders, Tell On Others!
by Divergent inurghhh... what a disgusting study!7 a conflict of loyalties may arise when a close relative is disfellowshipped.
for example, a sister named anne received a telephone call from her disfellowshipped mother.
the mother wanted to visit anne because she felt pained by her isolation from the family.
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James Mixon
We know the GB have a "Messiah complex", in which they believe they are leading a chosen people
on a crusade against evil, in other words they have a mental disorder.
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Today's Study - Shun Disfellowshipped Family, Don't Marry Outsiders, Tell On Others!
by Divergent inurghhh... what a disgusting study!7 a conflict of loyalties may arise when a close relative is disfellowshipped.
for example, a sister named anne received a telephone call from her disfellowshipped mother.
the mother wanted to visit anne because she felt pained by her isolation from the family.
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James Mixon
When you think about evil, wicked, bad, wrong, immoral, sinful, foul, vile, dishonorable,
corrupt, depraved,reprobate,villainous and malicious, how many of these would fit the GB???
There is no comparison, the GB is far more evil than Satan of the Bible.
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Birthday and Baby showers a joint celebration????
by James Mixon injw's go way out on a baby shower they don't have a lot of occasion to celebrate, but what's.
the difference in celebrating a birth and the child birthday?.
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James Mixon
JW's go way out on a Baby shower(gifts etc.) they don't have a lot of occasion to celebrate, but what's
the difference in celebrating a birth and the child birthday?
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Woman rips off her husband's testicles with bare hands...
by Elsewhere inhttp://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=4183089&ft=printinjured husband talks to action news.
tioga-nicetown - may 17, 2006 - a philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife.
the assault on his private parts has become public knowledge.
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James Mixon
blondie: Maybe this is the story "Remarkable People": Curtescine Lloyd.. A woman not
to be trifled with.
https://jonathanturley.org/remarkable-people-curtescine-lloyd
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Today's Text - Jehovah Is SPEEDING Up The Work!
by Divergent intoday's text:.
saturday, april 30. the little one will become a thousand and the small one a mighty nation.
i myself, jehovah, will speed it up in its own time.—isa.
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James Mixon
"The small one a mighty nation" Please God find a piece of land where they can become a
nation somewhere in the middle of the ocean.
"Speeding up the work" like a sloth....